Dream Shard Blog: The Scintillating Adventures of Our Household

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Mon
19
Mar '07

Turpentine

The other night I was getting ready for bed, going through my normal routine which, when I don’t shower at night, includes wiping my face clean with Olay Daily Facials Express Wet Cloths. They’re refreshing, and a really easy way to remove makeup. When I finished I got into bed and snuggled close to John, whereupon he said, “What’s the smell? It’s like turpentine.”

“Turpentine?” I quickly moved away from him. “Do you mean my face wash stuff?”

He leaned closer and sniffed. “Yeah, that’s it. It’s kind of piney-smelling.”

“Wait, you just said a second ago it smelled like turpentine. Like paint thinner. An industrial, icky smelling product.”

“Turpentine has a natural pine scent. I think it’s derived from pine sap, or something.”

I mulled this over.

Then I scoot back over. I guess you can’t argue with being told you smell like an evergreen forest. It smells good, like Christmas, right?

Fri
16
Mar '07

A Time of Renewal

Notable recent happenings in our household:

1. John joined an ice hockey league at Peaks Ice Arena. He played on the Ice Cats before his mission (back in the dinosaur age). Since it’s been a few years since he’s actively skated and played his body is gradually resurrecting muscles it had forgotten it has. I go watch when I can, decked out in thermal pants, sweatshirt, and fleece blanket (ice arenas are cold!). John’s pretty good, and his team’s not bad. But, it turns out, the other teams are better. Even the high school team they played last week. Last night the final score was 12-2. (John’s team wasn’t the 12.) But it’s all fun, and fun to watch.

2. We’re working on revitalizing our living room. For starters, we bought a leather sofa set from a wholesale dealer in Salt Lake. It’s being shipped to us at the end of April, from China. One minor point of nervousness is that we ordered the set based on a 2 x 2 inch picture on the Internet, and we’ve never actually sat on any of the pieces from the collection. Crossing fingers that it won’t be hard as rock or ugly as all get out. But hey, the price was good!

3. I finally got my car fixed. For the last eight months or so it’s made this rumbly noise and the steering wheel has been shaky. I took it into Johnson Tire on Wednesday, and they said the front left wheel hub needed replacement. They said it was metal grinding on metal. Today I took it in and now my car is like a dream! I guess I had forgotten what it’s like to drive a normal, functioning vehicle, one that doesn’t rumble or shake. If I listen really carefully I can tell the car is running, but most of the time I don’t hear a thing. It. Is. Wonderful.

4. I got my hair cut and re-highlighted. From my previous highlighting experiences I’ve learned that when you tell a beautician that you don’t want blonde highlights, in her head that translates to “I don’t want super platinum blonde highlights, but any other shade of the blonde variety will do quite nicely.” So I’ve ended up with caramel-colored hair that, frankly, was just too light for my taste. I let it grow out, and was going to let it grow out all the way, except that it turns out two-tone hair isn’t the greatest look since it’s not the 80’s anymore. So today, whilst my car was being revived at Johnson Tire, I went to Jim’s Hair Emporium and got it taken care of. I went with a neutral brown color, somewhat close to my real color, and brown-n-copper accents. So now my hair is dark again. The copper didn’t stick especially well, but I think it’s there if the sun is shining and you squint hard enough.

So. A time of renewal: John’s renewing his hockey skills, we’re updating our living room, the car works, and my hair is dark again. Hurrah for these good things. And, we’re expecting a baby.

Sun
4
Mar '07

Green Eyes

shake

Last night my husband ran into McDonald’s while I filled up the car with gas. When he came back out with his double cheeseburgers and my chocolate shake (which turned into our chocolate shake, because he drank over half of it), he told me about his experience ordering.

He was looking and looking at the menu, but couldn’t find where shakes were mentioned. Finally, he asked the young girl behind the counter where the shakes were on the menu. She gazed at him and said, “You know, you have beautiful green eyes.” After a beat she came to and added, “Oh, and the shakes are listed over there.”

I’ve always told him he has gorgeous eyes. Not only are they sage green, but his eyelashes are–there’s no other word for it–luscious. I guess now that my claim has been backed up by a young McDonald’s cashier, there’s no doubt about it.

Wed
28
Feb '07

Free Beef!

I promise I’ll write more soon with legitimate life updates and so forth, but today I heard this ad on the radio and laughed out loud. Free beef with tires!!! Does anyone else think that these two items are not necessarily complementary?

Les Schwab Tire Center

It’s Free Beef Time at the Les Schwab Sign.
A “thank you” to the farmers and ranchers of the West, and a way to show our gratitude to you, our customer.

A tradition four decades in the making.. Free Beef with the tires you buy. It’s a big extra at no extra charge. Plus choose from the West’s largest selection of tires in stock. Tire prices start at just $19.99. Backed by Les Schwab’s written warranty and a network of over 400 locations.
HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

$7.50 worth of FREE BEEF
with 2 new passenger or
pickup tires or 4 retreads.

$15.00 worth of FREE BEEF
with 4 new passenger or
pickup tires.

Tue
23
Jan '07

Junk Mail

A sampling of the subject headings of emails sitting in my Junk E-mail box at work:

For You….My Love (with an attachment)
“Question: My insurance company called and asked me to sign medical releases so they can get my medical records?”
fw[9]: 7 new messages from ladies for you (dating)
Gain up some Inches for your darling
Homework Help In All Subjects
gust accentuate
isn’t it time
blackAt thispoint thatmade tense
imprescriptible DFHP
Get rid of extra pounds and enjoy life
Pounds down, mood up
Check out the wonders of pound melting
beautiful
tremendous clergyman
RE: creddit news
Field Guide to Evangelicals
Follow up: Your check is still waiting
RE: hipus news
Surviving Job Loss
Towards a success

I’m not sure which offends me more: the frequency of typos and incorrect capitalization or the suggestion that I’m fat, out of a job, and in desperate need of some love (from ladies, no less).

Mon
27
Nov '06

Announcing . . .

Born Sunday, November 26 at 6:35 p.m. at Utah Valley Regional Hospital. Of course the proud first-time parents are my sister, Tara, and her husband Jonathan Oliver.

(Seems like I wrote a similar blog entry just a year ago…)